“There's nothing old people love more than telling us youngsters how soft our generation is today,” writes Deadspin columnist Drew Magary. However, the greatest generation hardly has the market cornered on tough, argues Magary, who comes up with his own list of 22 things that old people are total wimps (he uses a more profane term) about. Here are 11 of them (click on the link for the full list):


  1. Eating raw fish

  2. Curse words

  3. Drugs

  4. Loud music

  5. Signing up for an email account

  6. Staying up late

  7. Hip-hop

  8. Admitting they are probably too drunk to drive home

  9. Meeting new people

  10. Twerking

  11. Falling down