A man in Maryland who was too drunk to drive to Taco Bell posted an ad on Craigslist to see if someone could drive him there.

The ad read as follows:

"Guys it's snowing like a bi--h outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

No one responded to his ad, but the man said he sobered up, and went himself.

When he finally got to the Bell he ordered: "a nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some cinnabon bites that tasted like straight up a—holes."