If you thought it was funny when Kim Kardashian wore a white dress at her third wedding, you better sit down for this prize piece of gossip: The National Enquirer is reporting that Kanye West wants to build the sex tape star-turned-reality TV personality a cathedral. "They want somewhere that weddings, baptisms and family funerals can take place for years to come," a source claims. "Kanye sees it as a monument to him and Kim that will become a major landmark. He says everyone will want to see it, like the Hollywood sign or the Empire State Building." According to the tabloid, the rapper is currently looking for a plot of land to begin construction, and wants the church to include a stained glass window featuring an image of him alongside his wife and their daughter North. Yeezus, that sounds ridiculous.