Chris Pratt Raps about Muffin in #WhatsMySnack

posted by Cyndi -

#WHATSMYSNACK It is said that when you fast you have visions. It goes back to the Bible and probably before. It's a spiritual experience to say the least. I'm not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I've began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag. If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You're almost there! It means the love handles are next! And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don't do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord's face on them right now!!!

Posted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, April 5, 2017

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week! Chris Pratt is struggling through his diet for Jurassic World the sequel, and it's driven him to rap about his snacks in #WhatsMySnack. I'm dead from laughing! 

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