You read that right!
Hidden Valley Ranch came up with the quite unsettling idea of creating their very own..... RANCHNOG....
R A N C H N O G ! ! ! !
"Available at its online store for a limited time, the cringe-worthy drink is made from a kit called “Limited-Edition Holiday RanchNog Kit.” It was made with the help of mixologists Whiskey and Rosemary. In the kit, ranch fans get two Hidden Valley Ranch RanchNog glasses (Irish coffee mugs), a 2.5-ounce stainless steel jigger, two Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix Packets, and a recipe card."