New Wedding Rules for 2023.... I Don't Know About These LOL

Affectionate bride and groom embracing and dancing at wedding reception

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We're closing in on wedding season . . . again . . . and so a magazine has come up with a list of "new rules" to make weddings a little less unbearable.  (But not YOUR wedding . . . we all CAN'T WAIT for that!) (???)



Here's are a few of the "new rules":



1. No more engagement parties.


2. No outdoor summer weddings.


3. Your closest friends, not you, should control the guest list.


4. It is entirely fine to deny anyone a plus-one for any reason.


5. Never say “black tie optional.” Choose.


6. It is fine to skip a wedding for any reason, but RSVP early.


7. No kids. If kids are needed for the ceremony, a car should be waiting.


8. If you travel from out of town, you don't need to get the couple a gift . . . actually, all gifts should be banned.


9. It's fine if someone else wears white.


10. No one has to walk you down the aisle.


11. Give us a good kiss.


12. Posed photos are over.


13. Simplify the menu: Just make your vegetarian option vegan.


14. Speeches must be pre-written.


15. Dancing is mandatory for everyone able.



( has the whole list.)

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